January 2012
- me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
- everyone: new year new me <3
- me: nevermind
This time it’s different from the rest and I don’t know why. This time you’re thousands of miles away, separated by distance and lack of Internet. This time I don’t think about you quite as much — in fact, not at all: until my phone vibrates and I check it thinking it’s you but it isn’t. This time I am preoccupied and buried in meaningless celebrations and mundane work and finals study but I can’t seem to focus. This time I feel like nothing matters, no, not even you. This time I don’t want to see anyone or talk to anyone and maybe it’s a good thing you’re away, after all. This time it’s different from the rest and maybe I do know why; maybe it’s because I’ve finally learned to stand on my own, and I needed you continents away to figure out what I already knew.
- omg earthquake!!!!
- ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
- rip mommy u were a good bitch
- flood is coming!!
- omg water is in my house
- nO NOT MY COMPUter
- it's ok i have service on my phone guys
- OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
- aw a fireman is here
- he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
- i ship it omg
- otp; i know how to save a life
- whoa the earth is like breaking open
- byE
- Kawaii rain: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧
- Alarmed table-flip: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
- Angry table-flip: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
- Fgsfds: (°ロ°)☝
- Am I kawaii?: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
- The kawaiiest: (◕‿◕✿)
- Uguu: (◡‿◡✿)
- Generic 'yay': ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ
- Le zzz: ( ̄。 ̄)~zzz
- Wat: (″・ิ_・ิ)っ
- Shocked: ∑(゜Д゜;)
- Winning: (☞゚∀゚)☞
- Dog 1: •ᴥ•
- Dog 2: ●ᴥ●
- Dog 3: ☻ᴥ☻
- So kawaii: ◕ ◡ ◕
- Soliciting a Hug: (ノ゜ω゜)ノ
- Blushu: (▰˘◡˘▰)
- The very best: ∩(︶▽︶)∩
- I ran out of good names of emoticons: (*◕‿◕*)
- gay male: i'm gay
- straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- Gay female: I'm gay
- Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- Gay male: I'm gay
- Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
- My response:
- Anyone ever: I'm gay
- people: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
- gay person: ...
- people: and rainbows.